WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MESSAGES

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

refrigeratorlord:

my dog thinks he can do it

I give you, Boston terriers

gif:

TONIGHT WE ARE YOUNG SET THE WORLD ON FIRE MAKE IT BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

edible-nightmares:

Monster commissions for yukikitty <3 I love everything she commissions me to draw. This was way too fun. Might open Monster Commissions later on when I’m not dead.

And now I am off to bed

ILU COMI BBY

theblackship:

heirofmedusa:

thempress:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

This is perfect. My reaction is one and the same! 

Dying.

gay men reactions next please 

throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.