frick I found the target au
omg and Marceline sucks the red out of all the merchandise and lost prevention would come ALL THE TIME
I LOVE IT!!!!
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
digby is such a cutie ahhh
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A SNAKE THIS BIG COULD KILL A PERSON. THE ONLY THING IT COULD DO IS DISARM WITH CUTENESS
always reblog the tiniest baby snake
okay so pave is a dick and i have like 800 of the same items from him
i can give Pavé sofas, couches, bookshelves, floors or bells in return